Headsquiggles.
…Google: where the top Search Result is “Sad Truths.”
so when you say something and i start to laugh uncontrollably, you haven’t just hit my funnybone.
you’ve nailed my funnyboner.
right in the g-spot.
“Uhhhhhhh…….. *panic* *Like*”
Impulse Buy: why did i grab that at the last second, again?
Bargain Bin: jokes that just don’t make the cut, but you still enjoy. secretly.
Coupon: you wanted it for a long time, or at least thought you did, and when you get it, it’s sufficient. but maybe doesn’t provide as much joy as, say, a spontaneous trip to Vegas might’ve done.
Top Shelf: a much appreciated joke, deserving of gigglesnorts and fist pumps.
Window Display: an epic joke people will steal from you in future.
Billboard: whenever someone sees an object or hears something remotely related to that one great joke you told, all they’ll be able to remember is that one joke you told.
Adele: overplayed. because it’s so damn good. even though at some point you wish people would stop telling it.
