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YEAH I DO.

YEAH I DO.

OMG YES.

OMG YES.

Get Off My Moby Dick: Top Homoerotic References In Literature

Borrowing directly from actual literary classics, Muller is the high school English teacher we all wished we had. At least, the closeted gay kids. And the kids so sheltered they could’ve used some majorly direct sex-ed. #regrets

makes me wonder what ads’re on the FB pages of anti-marriage equality peeps/bigots. probably something like, “HATE GAYS? JOIN THE CLUB! THE WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH MEETS EVERY DAY BECAUSE WE HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO.” or “‘LIKE’ US IF YOU DIS-‘LIKE’ ELLEN!” or “ONE MOMMY AT A TIME!” or something.

makes me wonder what ads’re on the FB pages of anti-marriage equality peeps/bigots.

probably something like, “HATE GAYS? JOIN THE CLUB! THE WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH MEETS EVERY DAY BECAUSE WE HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO.”

or

“‘LIKE’ US IF YOU DIS-‘LIKE’ ELLEN!”

or

“ONE MOMMY AT A TIME!”

or something.

my latest article, “Early Signs of Lesbianness,” takes a look into all those clues that, according to my mother, ruined the surprise of my Coming Out.

my latest article, “Early Signs of Lesbianness,” takes a look into all those clues that, according to my mother, ruined the surprise of my Coming Out.

Remember that time when I was, like, 13, and playing Life with my cousins and sisters,

and when I got to that part where you have to get married I declared, “NO! I don’t WANT a blue piece! I want another pink piece! …Because, uh…SINCE WHEN DOES EVERYONE HAVE TO GET MARRIED? THIS IS THE 21ST CENTURY. I CAN SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE WITH MY BEST FRIEND, IF I WANT TO”?

Good times.