March 2012
@sheela-na-giggles: hahaha awww i'm sorry! you're...
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Which 90s Boy Band Song Best Describes Your Love... →
My result: LFO’s “Girl On TV”
Meaning: The most significant relationships in your life are the ones you share with fictional TV characters and a [whole] package of Oreos.
lololol #accurate
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hey, remember that one time at swim practice when...
and my coach, who also considered “can’t” a bad word, made me do 30 push-ups?
good times.
[fuck that guy.]
February 2012
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True fact: I got a taste of what it feels like to...
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Did laundry this morning. Which means I'm gonna be...
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@cannebergespourtoi: :D thanks for the love,...
as the wise Kelly Clarkson would say, “What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger/stand a little taller/doesn’t mean I’m lonely when I’m alone/what doesn’t kill you makes a fighter/footsteps even lighter/doesn’t mean I’m over cuz you’re gooooooone”
…wait.
:P
Anonymous asked: i am a gay christian, too. and i know plenty of others. WE EXIST!! :-P
@amberopants: hahahaha thank ya kindly, friend!...
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i feel like i get flack for admitting to being a...
i think i might make my slogan “I’M GAY FOR JESUS.”
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RANDOM BRAIN THUNDER: Does anyone find it ironic...
LOLZZZZ
orrrrrr:
HERMIONE Everyone deserves a chance, Katniss! Besides, I’d think you of all people would understand what she’s going through!
KATNISS Excuse me?! First of all —
HERMIONE ALSO, I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but we don’t exactly have a waiting list, do we?
KATNISS ponders this. Everyone nods and sighs in assent.
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IDEA: a web series about our favorite fictional...
plus Bella.
they all meet up to fight the latest form of Evil.
as well as to find out what the hell Bella’s power is.
Possible Opening Scene/First Webisode:
INT. CONFERENCE ROOM — EVENING
KATNISS EVERDEEN drops herself into a chair. She looks around, vaguely smiles at familiar faces: HERMIONE GRANGER; BUFFY SUMMERS; VERONICA MARS; THE BRIDE; TBD. When she sees BELLA SWAN, her...
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I like how whenever Rick Santorum says something...
See, as a stutterer, I’m deeply offended. Never have I ever tried to say, “I love french fries,” and have it come out as, “RACISM-RACISM-RACISM, MISOGYNY-MISOGYNY-MISOGYNY.” BIG difference.
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Whenever I think of Glee, I remember that time I...
Like how thinking of Borders reminds me of that time I dove into a bookshelf while trying to avoid Jane Lynch. And that other time at Target with Harto. And that time at the restaurant with Ginnifer Goodwin. …I don’t think I’m meant to associate with famous people.
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@anothercausefordispute: LOLOL awesome.
better question: who ISN'T gonna die?
wait. Finnick's gonna die, isn't he?
frak.
and here comes the part where Vickie writes a...
nerd powers: ACTIVATE!
[something i shouldn’t brag about: a year before HP 7’s release [the book, that is], i wrote a whole 8 page essay summing up all of my theories.
it was just for fun.
and i was 100% right.
even Hedwig’s death.
i’ll stop bragging/making an ass of myself now.]
@she-hulk-smash: SWEET. hahaha and me, too! :D
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just finished book 2 of The Hunger Games!
PLEASE tell me Peeta’s still in this thing.
i mean.
something tells me he is.
but still.
Peeta > Gale.
i think i might even like Finnick more than i like Gale.
…are my instincts right?
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@iauiugu: :D aww thanks so much, Michael! it...
#Sappy #NoRegrets
:)
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i think i might start to collect Jezebel's article...
they’re pretty magical.
maybe i’ll combine them all and turn them into a song.
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“Everything you do is not going to be liked, and everybody who sees it [the film]...”
– Bette Davis
i think this is applicable to most situations.
which, of course, is quickly followed up by "Wait....
How does one rap?”
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that awkward moment when you realize "Oh, hey. ...
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Watchbeaukiniry:
Tell ‘em, Leslie Knope Amy!
These are all the things Josh hears when he suffers through one of my rants, except this is funny.
“DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.”